Workplace Romance when Your Work is Sex

By Siouxsie Q Wednesday, May 21 2014

Who doesn’t love a workplace romance? Surreptitious encounters by the water cooler, overly affectionate emoticons over email, knowing glances during cunnilingus — it all plays out like a high-stakes romantic comedy. I’m a busy young woman, and it’s hard to find the time to meet potential scissoring partners. But the one place I do get to regularly meet girls is work.

Relationships with co-workers can be awkward, and it’s even more confusing when having sex with a co-worker is actually part of the job. I have a crush. And even…