Women’s Wrestling League: Secret Underground Sex Clubs

by Siouxsie Q March 19, 2014

Secret clubs are cool. That’s just a fact of life.

Fucking and fighting are fun. That’s another fact.

In the spring of 2010, I was more than a little girl crazy. The summer Pride season was on the horizon and I knew there was a lot of trouble and girls in this city that I wanted to get into.

That’s when I heard about Girl Pile, the Fight Club of sex parties. There’s no leader, very few rules, and a strict invite-only policy. My new friend, a buxom queer femme named Castella, was my ticket in the front door. She was a veteran Piler and agreed to be my tour guide for the evening. She had shepherded other newbies to their first Pile before, so I was in good hands.

We stepped off the Muni bus and onto a quiet street in a residential neighborhood of the city. But I can’t tell you where it is, who attends, or who started it, because the mystery is part of what makes it special. Girlpile.net will tell you everything you’d need to know about the party, except the crucial information of where it is and how to get invited. That part is up to you. But should you be lucky enough to snag an invite, here are a few do’s and don’ts of Girl Pile:

• Do invite hot chicks who will put out. Don’t invite couples who won’t share.

• Do include trans women. Don’t let anyone bitch about any penises around.