A Happier, Hotter Year: Seven Sexual Resolutions for 2015

By Siouxsie Q Wednesday, Jan 7, 2015

As 2015 is upon us, it’s time to contemplate the future and set intentions for the coming year. My New Year’s resolution is to stop wearing pants. I’ve never liked pants. It’s been a farce the whole time. I was a successful non-pants-wearer until age 9 when I realized my favorite D.J. Tanner look of leggings worn with oversized T-shirts was no longer acceptable attire. So pants I have worn from then till now, but as of Jan. 1, I’m finally free. Leggings, tights, shorts, and even jeggings are…